Bob
The visit is this coming weekend, and I'm escaping from a large family weekend/Christmas gathering at a 'cottage complex' in a village just a few miles down the road – at least for the morning. Six infants all under 5 years old is a recipe for indescribable chaos. Like Woody Allen said about dying, it doesn't frighten me any more but I'd rather not be there when it happens.
Paul
It was TTL. I haven't the faintest idea about the rest of your posting but I'm not going to go Googling for ladies flannelette underwear…
Colin
It must be a very long hill, in which case I'll forgo the zimmer frame and just roll on down, baby.
DM