How do you make a load of grumpy older men obey social distancing rules without using barbed wire, watch towers and guard dogs.
Can you imagine the problems involved with the deployment of the tea urn and biscuit tin.
No one has thought of the communication problems associated with being 2m apart, there will be a constant noise of "pardon, what's that you say, say again, speak up and deaf as a post" clubs will have to invest in walkie talkies and charging points for hearing aids.
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