I wonder if he ever got his bits. Probably not, just the one post from all those years ago. I'm fairly sure that Neil never got his million quid, either.
The proper answer to the "Can I do xxxxx" type question is, of course "It depends on how good you are", The substitutions go back to the end of actual universal education in the late '60's and the beginning of the end of language as a means of communication. Sometime back then, Dave Allen (revere his memory) commented on his difficulty understanding his own kids' feral mutterings. And that was before cellphones and TXTspk.