There were quite a few apprentice traditions which I think went across a lot of industries. The bag of bolt holes and putting steam on the handrails can be added to the above list from Paul. The long stand was always the best as it was so credible.
I was caught out once by being asked to do a float test on a used air filter. Not having a clue as to what I was being asked to do I went around everyone in the engineering department, where each one of course directed me onto the next. The final one was the Second Engineer who was doing some welding on the aft mooring deck. I asked him what I had to do for a float test on the filter that I had by this time carrying around the whole dam ship with me for around a half an hour. The Second Engineer took the filter off me, tossed it casually over the side then leaned over after it.
"Yup, that one failed as well"
Another good one was on my first trip to sea when we had a really nervous Chief. He was paranoid about everything, from his daily figures to everything to do with fuel and a lovely guy to boot but ripe for a joke. One day the electrician came across a resistor bank in his workshop which was basically a long casing about the size and shape of a 6 gang electrical extension but it had a row of four knobs with a scale marked on the face of the box. The electrician placed this box on the main console and ran a cable inside the cabinet. When the chief came in at midday he asked what the new bank of knobs was. The electrician explained that it was a fine tuning system for engine revs. You could vary the engine revs by a fraction of a rev by simply turning the knobs up or down. He was initially sceptical and went to touch the unit but the genuine panic from everyone in the control room stopped him. For days afterwards he wasn't sure but he would not touch the box just in case! When I took the noon counter and worked out the daily revs I would always adjust one of the knobs by one increment just to keep it up.
And finally for tonight, on another ship we were having problems with the bridge complaining that the engine room were allowing the chlorine levels of the potable water wander outside the allowed range, which they could see on a paper trace on the bridge. As it happens a new regulation was introduced that stated that we had to have an audible alarm on the bridge to bring the bridges attention to any out of range chlorine levels. The Chief Electrician went down the stores and found the biggest klaxon he could find, a reel of cable and the largest flashing orange light he could get his hands on and went on the bridge with his goodies and a tool bag. As he made preparations to start to 'fit' the new alarms word very quickly went around the ever indignant bridge officers that this was an invasion of their space, it would disrupt their concentration, provide a distraction etc..etc.. After explaining that the regulations were very clear and had to be adhered to the levels of indignation increased to the point where the Staff Captain was called to the bridge. The Staff Captain took one look at the collection of gear, smiled and said to the Chief Electrician, "This is a joke isn't it", to which he replied "Of course!"
Good night.
Edited By Richard Simpson on 30/07/2021 22:51:48