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24 November 2012 at 11:19 #37786
Bob Abell 2
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We`ve got the Eureka Moments thread, so why not a Senior Moments thread?

I`ll start the ball rolling….

Some time ago I called at the local shops and noticed a youth on a motorbike doing wheelies on the pavement!

Did the shopping, came out and sat in my car watching the antics of this clown

Came to start the car…….Couldn`t find the keyhole????

I suddenly realised……..It was`t my car!

GEEEEEEEZZZZZ!…..Did I panic!!!!!!…..Luckily, I got away with it!

pHEW.!…..wHaT A rELief!……..Boob
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24 November 2012 at 11:19 #7971
Bob Abell 2
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24 November 2012 at 17:12 #37799
ashley needham
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Bob, I wish I was old enough to HAVE a senior moment, but there we are…

Ashley
24 November 2012 at 17:30 #37802
Bob Abell 2
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Thank you, Ashley……I wonder at what age do Senior Moments begin?………..65?

I've had lots of Senior Moments, the snag is……..I can't remember them!

Bob
24 November 2012 at 18:22 #37804
Paul T
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Mine started at 50…driving up the M6 going past Carlisle to attend a site meeting in Doncaster.
24 November 2012 at 18:27 #37807
Colin Bishop
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Don't worry Ashley, your turn will come sooner than you think. You will probably launch the Carpet Carrier directly onto the pond without hull support…

Colin
25 November 2012 at 18:33 #37843
ashley needham
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Colin, ah well, now you mention it… but it should float..

Ashley

Padre talking to a parishioner… do you know, know, now I am getting on in years, my thoughts are more and more turning to the hereafter. Oh? Says the parishioner. Yes says the padre, I go into a room and think "now what did I come in here after?"

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25 November 2012 at 23:44 #37849
Andy Hustler
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Ashley that reminds me about the one about the parish priest who cant find his bike and thinks to himself i will give them the 10 commandments on Sunday and gets to " thou shalt not commit adultery " and rembers where he left his bike !!!!!!
26 November 2012 at 10:34 #37857
Paul T
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Dont forget to count your fingers before and after leaving the workshop
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