Paul
On trying to influence the opinions of a lady:
I'm reminded of an ex-girlfriend who was told by her father that she could have a new car for her 21st birthday but that she should choose one that was small, economical, safe, easy to repair and preferably British-made. After several weeks of studying brochures and speaking to many friends and family members she finally decided…………………….
on "a blue one".
On professionals:
At the moment the word 'professional' is banned in our household. I would hate to offend any estate agent or conveyancing solicitor who might be reading this but, if you are either of those, then please keep your head down and pass me by using the long way round.
On Brownie points:
What the heck are you asking me for? This currency is only understood by married women.
DM