Ashley
This might amuse you I, won't mention names but some of the members might have witnessed the event.
One of my recent projects was a Spitfire float plane which I took to a nearby local authority boating lake to test the floating trim.
As I was attaching the floats to the plane a very indignant model boater came bustling up and declared that I couldn't fly the plane here as it was strictly for model boats.
Despite his remonstrations I continued to put the craft on the water, where it happily bobbed around and then I pointed out to this now furious person that the control surfaces still had their transport restraints on and, as such, it couldn't fly and furthermore I hadn't brought my transmitter.
I pointed to the model and said it only becomes an aircraft when it takes off and until then it is just an oddly shaped boat.
I then pointed to his large tug and told him where he could put it, but being nice I also gave him the name of a good surgeon who would help him remove it.
Paul