Paul, I’m shocked

that you, an Englishman says “Ashes???”. What’s the world coming to

It’s the age old battle between right and wrong (where the English are always wrong

), the eternal battle between parent and child, where the brash youngster overcomes his elderly parent, the triumph of good over evil…..I think I’m getting a bit carried away here.
Anyway, it’s all played out on the hallowed turf of Lord’s, The Oval, Edgbaston, Headingly, and Swalec Stadium ?????? in Cardiff (that’s a new one to me, whatever happened to Old Trafford?), as well as the Melbourne and Sydney Cricket grounds, Adelaide Oval, The WACA in Perth, and the famous Gabba in Brisbane.
It’s not a matter of life and death, however, it’s far more serious than that

, as Neil said, it’s WAR………let the battle commence.
I think I’d better have a lie down now, I’m mentally exhausted

Peter.