If we're gong to get a bit anecdotal, here's a few favourites for you:
Customer returned a speed controller which he'd "bought at a show very recently" – although he couldn't recall which one – and insisted that it didn't work and hadn't done from new. He demanded that it be replaced under warranty (12 months). The relay fitted to it was of a type which we hadn't used for nearly three years……..
Similar tale where the sound unit (which had also allegedly been bought at a show recently) had a type of pot fitted which hadn't been used since Craig Talbot ran ACTion (he died in 2007!). When told this the customer said "Well you must have had some old stock".
Customer rang up, demanding to know why he'd sent three E-mails over the previous two days and not had a reply to any of them. The first one was sent at 10.00pm on a Friday night and the others on Saturday and Sunday. I wonder what his working week looks like?
Customer sent back a 4-cell AA receiver pack which he had completely dismantled (heat-shrink wrapping, hot glue between cells, card insulating caps, solder tags and cable) but still couldn't get the cells into his charger – and what were we going to do about it?
Finally, how about this for E-Bay feedback – "I neither ordered, received nor paid for this item". What??
Laugh? I nearly did……………………..
Dave M