Exactly, as its him wots going to be giving out the free 2 years subscription, Guest article spot in mag, free tools and all expenses paid trip to san Tropez (to study the millionaires super boats, of course) or do I have it all wrong?
I have discovered an absolutely cracking oddity to compete with, to boot, it was originally steam powered, so that will get a fair few votes on its own , eh !…….. Ashley
On reflection, the winning boat wot i will design will be steam powered, used for fishing, have auxiliary sails and a towing bollard at the back. I might stipulate battleship grey and a big gun on the front. It will definately have all manner of sounds, flashing lights and get on to the plane when required. A working crane would have to be incorporated, and the ships cat will be animated (as will the mouse its chasing)
Oh, and smoke will be coming from the cigarette in the captains mouth, and steam from his coffee cup for that matter. I am not sure you should even bother to enter against such a vessel.. 