Hi Josh
Topics are found in sweet shops (remember them) it took me ages to realise what DM stood for and for a long time I thought it was a vulgar or derogatory term aimed at some poor old duffer.
Colin soon brings us into line if we stray to far off the subject, we get a verbal warning and if we ignore it he sends one of his 'assistants' round.
Ashley is the only one who has seen these assistants and lived to tell the tale, it was a big event at Bushy Park that Colin was opening when Ashley met them.
Four Amazonian ladies carried Colin aloft in a gilded throne whilst the fifth remained with the Bentley, no spectators could get anywhere near Colin during his progress, which upset all of the adoring fans as hundreds had turned out just to get a glimpse of his magnificence.
It is said that a thousand red roses were used just for the petals that were strewn over the red carpet and that the blood from ten thousand swans was used to make the lake red just to match the carpet.
Paul
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