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[Paul TParticipant @pault84577]

Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'

Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'

Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'

Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'

Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened

with that dead donkey?'

Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece

and made a profit of £898'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two pounds back.'

[Paul TParticipant @pault84577]

[ashley needhamParticipant @ashleyneedham69188]

Nice one Paul. Wrong on so many levels of course, but…

Ashley

[Paul TParticipant @pault84577]

Hi Ashley

It wouldn't be me if it wasn't wrong.

[The Long BuildParticipant @thelongbuild]

, Like It..

[Colin BishopModerator @colinbishop34627]

Well, it is conker time I suppose…

Colin

[Peter SykesParticipant @petersykes47234]

Posted by Paul T on 29/09/2020 17:11:12:

Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'

Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'

Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'

Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'

Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened

with that dead donkey?'

Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece

and made a profit of £898'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two pounds back.'

That made me laugh. Thank you

[Peter SykesParticipant @petersykes47234]

Irishman, Englishman & Scotsman walk in to a Pub.

Landlord looks over and says "Is this some kind of a Joke?"

[neil hpParticipant @neilhp]

am i getting old or senile……….in my youth i could tell jokes without repeating in the college bar for an hour or more…..

now adays i can't remember a single one………..mind you its probably as well with all this PC SWANNING AROUND, LOL.

[harry smith 1Participant @harrysmith1]

The first seventy years of my childhood was the hardest !!!

[redpmgParticipant @redpmg]

Funny at 75 better half says I never grew up !!!!!!!!

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