THE SAGA OF THE TRAMP STEAMER PROJECT JUNE 2017
Part one
The boat I was planning was to be built up in pine,
Saw the wood guy to try and explain it.
He said that’s OK but he didn’t stock that size
And his machine had broke down that would plane it.
So we thought for a bit and he said yes that’s it
I’ve some nice marine ply, but not so thick.
And it looked to me about the same weight,
So I agreed that it may do the trick.
I’ve a five inch beam, deep water line,
And a lead acid gel battery moreover,
So I guess if I’m careful and make the top light
When it turns sharp it may not roll over.
I’ve extended the boat a bit from the plan,
Bought a brass prop and a tube with an oiler,
A dirty great motor and flex coupling too,
‘Cos I can’t justify a steam engine and boiler
So now I await the wood guy’s call
To say “Bits are cut to your templates, my man,”
Then I can start to build me a lovely strong hull,
Inside my Man Cave, beer fridge at hand.
Part two
So I’ve got the wood and some offcuts too
And some square bits as Glynn’s plan had listed
And the sawn up flat bits all seem OK
But the square sections all came out twisted
Well that’s no real problem, I need only short bits
And the framework’s progressing quite nicely
And the bottom and decks and bulkheads too
Fit together nearly almost precisely.
The motor’s gone in and the prop shaft too
And to my surprise they seem to align
So next I’ll buy and fit the rudder
Fingers crossed it will all go in fine.
Well it did nicely sit in a hole drilled to fit
With a fairing to extend the fin blade
And with epoxy for glue the prop shafts in too
And now some progress’s being made.
Part three
Well now for the sides of the hull we select
Some two milly ply stocked in the shed
And using the new scroll saw – a boon I must say
The sides were roughed out ahead
The straight bits for sure went in a treat
Glued with clamps and weights overnight
The transom end behaved with just a few clamps
But the bow was going to be tight
Now Balsa is generally forgiving stuff
And will most easily bend round if you try
But even thin ply I found to my cost
Is stiff and unyielding and quite spry
So the first side was glued and clamped and taped
But resisted my attempts to do it
So forgetting all the wisdom looked up and read
I decided to drill it and screw it
Well I’ve got to say it worked, and worked well
I must recommend this approach to you chaps
And flushed with success the other side was tried
But despair! I was vexed. The play snaps!
So you sit and look at the damage as wrought
How’m I going to get the side off, it’ll take ages
Until one of those light bulb thoughts Glyn sometimes reveals
I thought “lobster back the side in small stages”
Well this seemed to work and the side went quite well
Curving nicely around the boat’s bow
So panic is over at least for now
But the inside needs reinforcing a bit now.